How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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