I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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