just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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