and you said cock pushups were impossible
the day after is always just damage control
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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