Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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