It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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