that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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