What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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