when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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