I must be too annoying 4 u.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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