I wish I could punch you in the face.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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