belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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