great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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