absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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