Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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