what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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