He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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