Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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