She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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