I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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