i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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