As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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