he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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