he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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