Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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