she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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