I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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