Nicole vs. Life
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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