either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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