My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I enjoy the company of your penis
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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