Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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