She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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