i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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