i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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