My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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