it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm too high and old for this...
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