Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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