sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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