so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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