I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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