Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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