thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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