Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
