went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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