The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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