you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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