how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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