youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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