Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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