he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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