His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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