stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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