She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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