Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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