at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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