The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
