So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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