Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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