I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
